SHAKE YOUR HIPS LIKE BATTLESHIPS

sally. twenty-two. this is a blog that reflects my personality & (somewhat weird) sense of humour.  

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via thejackbiggs)

Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.

Frank Ocean (via fuckreiva)

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Stop comparing where you’re at with where everyone else is. It doesn’t move you farther ahead, improve your situation, or help you find peace. It just feeds your shame, fuels your feelings of inadequacy, and ultimately, it keeps you stuck. The reality is that there is no one correct path in life. Everyone has their own unique journey.

Daniell Koepke  (via infinite-intimate)

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dear-monday:

Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.

(via would-y0u-kindly)

skippingthewitches:

the mighty boosh is made from pure gold

(Source: silenceofuniverse, via bigbagofdicks)

(via femluxe)

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Thanks, Wayne!

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